Every once in a while I will indulge in mainstream Top 40 music through a random night spot appearance or a Facebook news feed. Well this atrocious song came on at a club, which I assumed was a brand new club crasher, but was has actually been causing ears to bleed for over 4 months.
The problem is ‘ears to bleed’ probably only relates to myself, as the rest of this robotic following celebrates “I gotta feelin’” as their theme song.
BEP- I gotta feelin’ (that this song sucks)
This song just sounds like something LEN (Steal My Sunshine) would put out. If not LEN, then maybe LFO (Summer Girls). One thing Black Eyed Peas has either failed to understand, or understand so well they are enjoying the manipulation, is that Fergie’s sex appeal should not be correlating to good music. Her bust should not cover-up her bust….ed lyrics (or face: see below).
Did you see Fergie’s ass at minute .55?
Is there a perceived direct proportion between hot ass and good music. Indeed she has a breathtaking hiney and most American millennial males may spend the better part of 5 minutes masturbating to this video, but it continues to exhibit the Wynand effect most appropriately: If one has the power to feed feces to the masses knowing damn well that they will happily eat it, why not provide them with an endless supply?
That is what the BEP are doing, feeding the world human feces and we’re all eating it…nay, gorging ourselves with it. I can’t figure out if it is bad to continue driving people further and further down into their rightful place inside a useless abyss, or if it is a good thing to keep weeding these idiots out and let the real people run this planet (clearly my thoughts transcend a much larger issue, but the BEP, in my opinion, are a nice little microcosm). Maybe combined evolution of humanity should be our global goal, but I can’t see myself or anyone like me successfully dragging some of this dead weight with me!
Anyway, we don’t sell half the shirts we create, but slap them up on our blog for people to read, laugh at or defend against mercilessly.
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-Dishonest T
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