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March 23, 2010

Health care bill passes as law and Ron Paul menstruates

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March 23rd 2010 a landmark bill passed today and the controversy begins.  Ron Paul laid an egg and I did too!

If costs were lowered, more people could simply pay for what they need out of pocket, as they were able to do before government got so involved. Instead, in the name of going after greedy insurance companies, the federal government is going to make people even more beholden to them by mandating that everyone buy their product!” – Ron Paul March 23, 2010

He goes on to implicate the media, not just in this instance, as fooling the public for payoffs and benefits from corporations.  Although this stance seems a tad radical, he may not be far off.  1984 by George Orwell and V for Vendetta are great mediums depicting Big Brother’s manipulation on the masses.  With growing government control we may find an increase in doctors like the one below, seemingly trustworthy and handsome yet, underpaid and deviant.

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I found this interpreted version of the Health Care Bill from a U.S. military officer here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2300451/posts

This is the House interpretation here:

http://edlabor.house.gov/blog/2009/10/affordable-health-care.shtml

There seems to be many different interpretations.  So who is telling the truth?  It is very difficult for the lay person to interpret the actual 1,017 page bill with factual results.  So who can you trust to give you the facts and make a decision, or do we even have a say anyway?  What it really comes down to is money, as long as you can overlook the infringement of one’s Constitutional Right of Liberty.

Back to money, what will I have to pay for medical care (hospital, dental, vision, surgery, etc.) based on my AGI from my yearly return?  Let’s use our current social form of health care Medicaid, as an example: 

Your husband is out of work and your wife grosses $24,000 per year, which puts you $100 giveth or taketh over to qualify however, your children “may” still be covered.  This is why most college grads, uneducated adults, and unemployed or underemployed people lack health insurance, because they simply cannot afford it. Yet, do not qualify for Medicaid because of their ridiculous income cutoffs.  Even New York Health Care Plus plans are expensive, not $600 per month, but $200-400 depending on which plan you have.

The big question is how will the cutoffs change in favor of the underpaid, unemployed, and underemployed demographic and what exactly will it cost, especially since we will have to purchase the product or be fined heavily? Then there is the demographic that can afford private quality health insurance who are seriously concerned about the future quality of health care if the government is now in control.

Lastly, t-shirts and health care go together like the media in bed with corporations and government. Rock this DHT tee shirt at dishonestees.com. Fuel the Revolution!

- Dishonest K

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March 19, 2010

Monsanto kills the Sacred cow and controls U.S. food supply – Dishonest or White Collar Genocide?

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Follow the poison trail:

  • Our tax dollars subsidize the growing of corn on a massive scale.
  • Genetically and chemically modified corn is created by Monsanto.
  • It’s sold and in many cases forced on farmers to grow and harvest vs. naturally.
  • The plants are saturated with Roundup and fertilizers.
  • 60% of the corn goes to feeding 80% of the livestock we eat.
  • The rest is sold as produce, modified for packaged processed foods and products, and plenty is exported as well.
  • We pay for and eat these poisonous produce, products, and foods.
  • We get sick, from depression and anxiety to cancer and diabetes.
  • Yet again we pay for the medical care needed to treat the illnesses.

For movie lovers:

1.  Food Inc. – documentary
2.  Fast Food Nation -  not documentary but based on truth
3. The Corporation – excellent insight into Capitalism and it’s corruption in America
4.  Soylent Green – oldy but goody! Charlton Heston.  “Soylent Green is People.”
5.  Super Size Me ….. is a descent one to watch with respect to how fast food affects your health.

Monsanto MOHX, MLSX, MON, MCPX and MONX. Why are these letter combinations linked to the Monsanto company? Anyway the business name even sounds Dishonest.

Genetically Modified Organism producer - Murderers

Genetically Modified Organism manufacturer/designer

Presently, Monsanto sells 90% of Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) in the world. They own patents on their Genetically and chemically altered seeds, regular seeds (seeds found in nature!), and they are in the process of cloning and patenting GM animals and soon GM humans.

90% of soy beans and 80% corn seeds grown in the U.S. are GMOs purchased from Monsanto. They were modified to grow fast, big, and strong while being treated heavily with Monsanto’s famous product, Roundup weed killer and herbicide. They also produce insecticides, pesticides, and fertilizers. All proven to kill lab animals, cause cancer, liver failure, and they are personally responsible for the suffering and death of people in nearby communities because of toxic dumping from their facilities.  Something they and the state knew and kept quiet while people, mostly African Americans died from their exposure.

Monsanto has placed former lobbyists and lawyers of Monsanto company in the White House, specifically with the FDA. This enabled them to patent life (GM seeds, regulare seed, animals, and soon humans) and force farmers to use their seeds and theirs only. And, the farmers cannot use seeds from the crop for the following season. As mentioned above, they own the patent for a GM soy bean, now dominating 90% of farms in the U.S. and the same in many other countries.

SILK is not organic - Monsanto GM soy beans - poison

SILK is not organic - Monsanto GM soy beans - poison

SILK, the top brand of SOY MILK in high demand now, is made from these very same Monsanto GM soy beans and Chinese GM soy beans.  Dean Foods bought SILK recently, kept the old packaging and just removed the little “Organic” stamp, but did not tell their customers.

80% of corn grown in the U.S. are GM from Monsanto. 60% of all corn grown in America is used to feed livestock. Billions of tax payer money is used to subsidize the growing of this corn. Then much of the corn is modified into forms like High fructose corn syrup and all of these:

Cellulose, Xylitol,Maltodextrin, Ethylene, Gluten, Fibersol-2, Citrus Cloud Emulsion, Inosital,Fructose, Calcium Stearate, Saccharin, Sucrose, Sorbital, Citric Acid, Di-glycerides, Semolina, Sorbic Acid, AlphaTocopherol, Ethyl Lactate, Polydextrose, Xantham Gum, White Vinegar,Ethel Acetate, Fumaric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Baking Powder, Zein, VanillaExtract, Margarine, and Starch.

Next time you visit the grocery store look at the ingredients of almost every packaged product from Windex to Peanut butter, they have at least one or more of these poisonous ingredients.  Studies have proven that these ingredients are a major factor with obesity and diabetes in children and adults.  Not to mention it’s contribution to various Cancers and other mystery diseases and illnesses.

They are essentially committing a slow, white collar, and technological Genocide on the entire human race.  They will squeeze every last cent of profit from each one of us, using the food supply, the material marketplace, the health and pharmaceutical industries, and last but not least, the media!

Monsanto was founded in St. Louis, Missouri, in 1901, by John Francis Queeny, a 30-year veteran of the pharmaceutical industry. He funded the start-up with his own money and capital from a soft drink distributor, and gave the company his wife’s maiden name. His father in law was Emmanuel Mendes de Monsanto a wealthy sugar factor active in Vieques, Puerto Rico and based in St. Thomas in the Danish West Indies. The company’s first product was the artificial sweetener saccharin, which it sold to the Coca-Cola Company. It also introduced caffeine and vanillin to Coca-Cola, and became one of that company’s main suppliers.[citation needed]

In 1919, Monsanto established its presence in Europe by entering into a partnership with Graesser’s Chemical Works at Cefn Mawr near Ruabon, Wales to produce vanillin, salicylic acid, aspirin and later rubber.

In its third decade, the 1920s, Monsanto expanded into basic industrial chemicals like sulfuric acid, and the decade ended with Queeny’s son Edgar Monsanto Queeny taking over the company in 1928.

The 1940s saw Monsanto become a leading manufacturer of plastics, including polystyrene, and synthetic fibers. Since then, it has remained one of the top 10 US chemical companies. Other major products have included the herbicides 2,4,5-T, DDT, and Agent Orange used primarily during the Vietnam War as a defoliant agent (later proven to be highly carcinogenic to any who come into contact with the solution), the excitotoxin[dubious – discuss] aspartame (NutraSweet), bovine somatotropin (bovine growth hormone (BST)), and PCBs[3]. Also in this decade, Monsanto operated the Dayton Project, and later Mound Laboratories in Miamisburg, Ohio, for the Manhattan Project, the development of the first nuclear weapons and, after 1947, the Atomic Energy Commission.

Monsanto began manufacturing DDT in 1944, along with some 15 other companies.[4] The use of DDT in the U.S. was banned by Congress in 1972, due in large efforts to environmentalists, who persisted in the challenge put forth by Rachel Carson and her book Silent Spring in 1962, which sought to inform the public of the side effects associated with the insecticide. As the decade ended, Monsanto acquired American Viscose from England’s Courtauld family in 1949. – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsanto

If we, the uninformed masses stop buying these products, shop at Trader Joe’s, stop using Scotts and other fertilizers on our lawns, Windex and other toxic cleaners in our home, and support local Organic farming, we may save the natural world as we know it, and reverse the damage, legislation, and domination of money hungry, powerful, and intelligent corporations.

50% of all profits on our “Sacred.” Cow t-shirt from Dishonestees at dishonestees.com will go directly to fighting Monsanto!  Join the Revolution at dishonestapparel.com

- Dishonest K

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March 9, 2010

IRON MAN 2 Movie – Dishonesty runs Rampant! A Bust or Must?

Filed under: Dishonest Dude Finder — admin @ 3:18 pm

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IRON MAN boasts some of the most Dishonest and Evil dudes in cartoon turned cinema.  Jeff Bridges dominating the role of Obadiah Stane and now Mickey Rourke as Ivan Vanko may steal the show for IRON MAN 2!  Type cast “the bad guy” of course, but Rourkeyboy nails the Dishonest Dude role perfectly, every time!

Fortunately, we don’t stop there, we go backstage to the shenanigans of Terrance Howard. After reading an article on ew.com By Nicole Sperling, apparently Howard was paid more than any other cast member including Downey. Further, that Jon Favreau, the director and the producers were not pleased with his performance and behavior, and I myself have heard from direct sources that Terrence is strange and difficult to manage on set, so they minimized his role for IM2; and Marvel effectively proposed a large reduction in his compensation. Needless to say his agency was appalled and Don Cheadle was scooped up to replace the silly and Dishonest Howard as a result of the proposal.

Now, we cannot forget Robert Downey Jr. if we are discussing Dishonest behavior, and more importantly IRON MAN!  Robert an unlikely actor, in my opinion, to play the role of Tony Stark however, he has taken ownership of the character beautifully.  Downey a Dishonest fellow in true form, hardly a care in the world and seemingly doing whatever the hell he wants regardless of what the public may think, and gets effortless respect in return.  His character Stark, an inventor turned Superhero has unveiled himself to the public for IM2, unlike Batman, and of course the government has intervened and wants a piece of his new technology.  Come on Tony, don’t take the Mask off and build a cave, it’s that bloody simple.
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My last words and advice, never take the Mask off and fuel the Dishonest Revolution, be so Honest it’s Dishonest! And check out our new Serie Italiana t-shirts by Dishonest Apparel at dishonetapparel.com. Soon available at Lord & Taylor.

- Dishonest K

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March 4, 2010

Hilarious New Health Care Bill, what’s so funny? Not much it’s mostly BS!

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Obama and House Democratic leaders are pushing to pass this new Health Bill for Easter, which is planned to extend coverage to millions of uninsured Americans and crack down on greedy insurance companies, especially ones that deny coverage for those with pre-existing conditions.

Much of the cost of the legislation, nearly $1 trillion over a decade, would be financed by cuts in future Medicare payments and higher payroll taxes on individuals earning more than $200,000 and couples more than $250,000. – ERICA WERNER, Associated Press Writer.

Who makes over $250,000 every year anyway?   Well 2% of the population does.  The median household income is $50,000, so the masses will benefit greatly from this Bill.  Conversely, if you are a couple living in New York making a total of $250,000 per year, would you be happy about being taxed considerably more?  You probably are paying 2 or 3 college tuitions, or will be, premium health insurance coverage for your entire family, a mortgage in a safe and stable area, high taxes of course, car payments, and the list goes on for any breathing human?

At the same time I cannot feel sorry for any family making $250,000 because I make less than $12,000. If wages increased fairly along with the cost of real estate then this health crisis would not exist, but due to large scale corruption with various financial institutions, super high living expenses, current taxation, enormous tuition fees, the cost of housing, and the decrease in wages earned in comparison to the cost of real estate, it makes this new “Hilarious Health Bill”  utterly absurd and not funny at all!

The government in cahoots with the insurance and drug companies have orchestrated another giant rip off, “masked” by an ethnic President in office; a perfect distraction! I say ethnic because that’s who best represents the demographic of an American in the 21st century.  Here is a snippet of info to further increase the complexity of this debate:

  • Recent history contradicts the claim that raising taxes on high-income households weakens small-business job growth. Critics of proposals to increase taxes on upper-income households often argue that they would harm middle-income households by placing their jobs at risk. Critics of President Clinton’s economic plan made this argument in the early 1990s. Subsequent history, however, contradicted this claim: small-business job growth was more than twice as strong during the Clinton years, when Congress raised taxes on high-income households, than during the George W. Bush years, when Congress cut them. This experience shows that many factors affect job growth besides tax rates on high income individuals.[13] By Chuck Marr Revised July 30, 2009

So there you have it, the poor who used to make up most of the middle class and still called the middle class, will finally get health insurance, but we’re still not certain how affordable or free it will actually be, and we will now be forced to purchase health insurance or otherwise heavily fined, “ and the new middle class and Medicaid will pay for it, supposedly” Pure genius, as all government and corporate scams are! History repeating itself and the ignorant and overworked just endure, or better yet adapt!

If only we had a Private Investigator to squash these ridiculous government orchestrations, the best thing to do is wear this Serie Italiana t-shirt by Dishonest Apparel at dishonestapparel.com.  Fuel the Revolution!  This is my opinion, feel free to contradict and stand up for yours!

- Dishonest K

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March 3, 2010

What do the OSCARS, ABC Channel 7, Cablevision, and Nicolas Chartier of “The Hurt Locker” have in common?

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Stupidity Dishonesty & Poopy.

Oscar night, one of the sexiest and most widely viewed events every year. An audience filled with who you assume to be some of the most talented, well rounded, and gifted people on this planet. Disappointment is upon us once again, I read on yahoo.com that producer Nicolas Chartier of “The Hurt Locker” movie sent emails to the Academy members to vote for his movie and actually bashed AVATAR? That could be one of the most childish, teeny-bopper moves I have not seen since first year of college or George Bush’s recent presidency, down right “Dishonest” in my opinion. AVATAR was phenomenal, it’s a fact. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences banned Chartier from the 2010 Oscars, great move!

Then comes the ransoming between ABC and Cablevision, arguing like preschool babies, yet apparently are a part of the highly educated upper class. Cablevision is by far one of the most “Dishonest” and low class companies, along with Verizon, Bank of America, and AT&T. They steal money from the masses, millions, by deliberately over charging and sneaking in fees and optional services that 9 out of 10 people have no use for. Cablevision I guess added to their Dishonest repertoire by withholding money, over 40 million dollars from ABC, money ABC rightfully deserved/deserves because of the hard work that goes into their programming so basic cable subscribers can enjoy quality entertainment and news. This is all like a divorce, the somewhat lazy and cheating husband (Cablevision) in a divorce with the over worked nagging wife (ABC), and we, the kids, are being toyed with to take sides.

Regardless, if you upgrade and side with Daddy or go to your rich neighbors to watch the Oscars be certain that doing the right thing by your customers is probably your best move. We each have the choice to be honest and do right by our fellow woman and man. Come on people wake up and rock this Serie Italiana t-shirt by Dishonest Apparel at dishonestapparel.com

- Dishonest K

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February 11, 2010

Lebron James is a terrorist?! Can’t be!

This just in!!!

Either Lebron James is an accused terrorist, or this picture is just too much of a coincidence. I mean, look closely at the caption below his picture. Am I reading that correctly!??!

Lebron James Terrorist Article

In case you can’t read it. Take a closer look!

Lebron James Close Up

Anyway, maybe it’s just my eyes seeing Lebron’s name there. Good news is that for the first time, we’ve written two blog posts in one single day! How about that!?

We have a meeting next week with an undisclosed retailer to show our newest line of Italian Pulp T- shirts. Tell us your thoughts:

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Colin Farrell Rockin' Italian Pulp

We’ll get back to you!

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-Dishonest T

P.S. I dedicate this blog post to Ben Brown

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Being Black in Dallas….Sucks!

Dishonest in Dallas: The two seem to go hand in hand these days.

However, our Dallas farm boys have done a much better job at covering up their delinquent ways until one small screw up aired on national TV. I caught a glimpse of something that makes my stomach churn. Not that there was anything shocking about a black man getting dissed in the owner’s luxury suite of a Dallas Cowboy’s game, but to syndicate it nationally?

Check out this clip of a man sharing all the joy and exuberance of a Dallas touchdown with the rest of the ‘whites’, but was unceremoniously excluded from sharing in the celebration…or ceremoniously excluded. Not sure which applies. Anyway, what’s up with that!?

Black Man Dissed @ Dallas Football Game

For this, we give the Dallas Cowboys the DISHONEST Stamp!

Dallas Cowboys are Dishonest

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January 6, 2010

When foreigners communicate over email – Luxury Apt in NYC

Filed under: Funny Stories,General,Humor,R Dishonest — admin @ 11:31 am

The below is an actual correspondence between a good friend of mine and someone looking to rent out an NYC apartment. My friend was seriously looking to find a place but then he had the brilliant idea to get all ‘broken English’ and see how far he could take it once he realized that his counterpart was ‘breaking english’ in her attempt to run some type of eastern European apartment scam. I strongly urge you to read the whole thing through, its an absolute comedy masterpiece, you will not be disappointed!

R. Dishonest

I can’t show you the apartment in person because i can’t  come in  U.S. Like i told you in my first email i work in UK and i dont have time to came in US  to show you the apartment . If you want to rent from me  i can send you first the contract for rent and the keys and after that you will pay me ….. But before that you need to make one secure deposit to Paypal for our security …

Thanks for now and i will wait your  email for start the transaction  -CZ

Ms. ****,

Hello. I am very happy with your rapidity communique..:) Thank you! I received news from Paypal transaction information. After receipt of TNT Service of keys I will send the confirming. All apartments viewed with utmost of needed delicacy. Respect and attenuation will always be given to family or parentage on premisis with identifying markings or tags. You will have no need for worrying in this. If your family is on premises they will be treated with necessary restraint and touching of mannerisms to insure acceptance of our agreement. They will not feel intrusion from myself or my wife or throughout the moving of our men. The security will be viewed and deposited through Paypal with no indecency of action to your family or belongings. If unmarked or untagged family or parentage will be experiencing to be on the premises for over or above then 1 year please do make sure that you are sending full disposed detail with all pictures and names for express identification of thier purpose on premises. Be sure that you are including nicknames, records for employer, vetrination papers, and of their birth dates for the insurance, as all disposed details will be sealed in the vault, which we already discussed as high-confidential. This is in perpetuity. If your require the phone numbers please have them attach to your email. I will guarantee to you now the moving of our men will coincide with this for our prosperous future in this agrrement Thank you again. My wife is exciting! After the viewing we will speak with you as to making tenancy complete for us together for your suggested monthly period. I look forward to the TNT Service keys.

Sincerely. **

Hello ,

I understand you and i am very hapy because we can close our transaction this week.

If you have receive the confirmtion from Paypal service you need to make the deposit today to the Paypal .

When you will contact paypal with payment information , Paypal will confirm me this and when i will have the Paypal confirmation i will start the delivery with TNT . I will send you the keys and all  documents for rent .

Now i will wait your email after you will send the payment confirmation to Paypal today for i can send you today the keys .

Thanks and i will wait. **

Ms. ****,

I am happy for your deep understanding of myself and your excitedness in this manner. I would like for us to be complete with this transaction immediately, and as partners in essence, moving toward each other with the utmost of lords frankness between us. My funds are no accessible without the following information from you and your family and or parentage with unidentified- unmarked or tagged or those with no collar- as semi-small children or guests of such as pets or curios:

1) Full disposed detail with all pictures and names for express identification of thier purpose on premises.

2) Nicknames, records for employer, vetrination papers, phone numbers, nesting pieces, and of their birth dates for the insurance carriers expediency of kennel laboring.

3) Dental modification numbers for hintervingus nodules in excess of 4 gross kilo-specters per mass eurotype or drogue.

4) Desirable length of time for nesting within the agreed upon limitations of the property structure with approval of proper descendancy and hygienic contractual obligation for muskiness thereof.

I am the owner of numerous heavy currency fund trusts, and require this important information in order to complete and finalize our tenancy transaction. Again, be assured in your mentality to all disposed details will be sealed in the vault, very high-confidential, in perpetuity. Once you are send this to me I will begin the ascension for us together. When will you send this by? When will you send these keys? It is urgent for me to start the viewing immediately after our emails in order to make all necessary testing for appliances and toiletable functionaries on premises for your parentage and or children in above familial settings. I do not want to interefere with your partners, so I feel that once we can agree with this you will be happy in your decision of faith with me. My wife says hello to you, and we hope that the hand of god pets you lovingly.

Now I will wait your email.

Sincere Tenancy

Mnsr. ****,

Hello. Please begin your response process for the information which has the requests below. It is of utmost imperativeness for me to gain complete and total receipt of this information in order to execute our tenancy transaction for todays banking hours of operation. Please tell me when my expectation can occur for the bellow requests, and when the TNT Service of keys will be progressed. Please rest assured of your parentage and families will be taken care of professionally and with humble gratitude in extremis. The hand of god pets you lovingly.

I have been await your email.

With Sincerest of  Tenancy

Hello, I already started the transaction (I’ve already placed  the keys and the contract at the paypal agent)… Please follow the instructions from paypal invoice so we can close this deal… Looking forward to hearing from you…

Mnsr. ****,


This is a very strong start from you. You are a true front runner and have made my wife undeniably enjoyable for these new residences for us and our men, who will be moving immediately to begin processing your parentage and extracurricular relations into profitable work camps. As we discussed previously, my banking agent requires the following top-grade information on you:


1) Full disposed detail with all pictures and names for express identification of thier purpose on premises.

2) Nicknames, records for employer, vetrination papers, phone numbers, nesting pieces, and of their birth dates for the insurance carriers expediency of kennel laboring.

3) Dental modification numbers for hintervingus nodules in excess of 4 gross kilo-specters per mass eurotype or drogue- whichever comes first.

4) Desirable length of time for nesting within the agreed upon limitations of the property structure with approval of proper descendancy and hygienic contractual obligation for muskiness thereof.


Once you fulfill your obligation of replies I will begin the pleasurable releasing of funds to your specified account. All of this will be held under lock with chastity in a securable vault of the highest calibrated confidentiality spectrum. Once again, this is in perpetuity and can be used to safeguard your fruit filled children. You are prudent and self aware of your musculature. This is pleasant to all of us. If you would like to make this a happening for tonight’s evening hours please tell me the name and phone number of your paypal agent. I can work with them directly to discuss you and your fundings.The hand of god tickles you under the chin, and this is a sign of joyous prosperity for your descendants.


I have been continue to await your email of repose.


With the Greatest Sincerity for Tenancy and Trust

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November 17, 2009

Black Eyed Peas: Boobs, Butts and Token Minorities…and That’s It!

Every once in a while I will indulge in mainstream Top 40 music through a random night spot appearance or a Facebook news feed. Well this atrocious song came on at a club, which I assumed was a brand new club crasher, but was has actually been causing ears to bleed for over 4 months.

The problem is ‘ears to bleed’ probably only relates to myself, as the rest of this robotic following celebrates “I gotta feelin’” as their theme song.

BEP- I gotta feelin’ (that this song sucks)

This song just sounds like something LEN (Steal My Sunshine) would put out. If not LEN, then maybe LFO (Summer Girls). One thing Black Eyed Peas has either failed to understand, or understand so well they are enjoying the manipulation, is that Fergie’s sex appeal should not be correlating to good music. Her bust should not cover-up her bust….ed lyrics (or face: see below).

Stacy 'Fergie' Ferguson

Did you see Fergie’s ass at minute .55?

Fergie's Butt

Is there a perceived direct proportion between hot ass and good music. Indeed she has a breathtaking hiney and most American millennial males may spend the better part of 5 minutes masturbating to this video, but it continues to exhibit the Wynand effect most appropriately: If one has the power to feed feces to the masses knowing damn well that they will happily eat it, why not provide them with an endless supply?

That is what the BEP are doing, feeding the world human feces and we’re all eating it…nay, gorging ourselves with it. I can’t figure out if it is bad to  continue driving people further and further down into their rightful place inside a useless abyss, or if it is a good thing to keep weeding these idiots out and let the real people run this planet (clearly my thoughts transcend a much larger issue, but the BEP, in my opinion, are a nice little microcosm). Maybe combined evolution of humanity should be our global goal, but I can’t see myself or anyone like me successfully dragging some of this dead weight with me!

Anyway, we don’t sell half the shirts we create, but slap them up on our blog for people to read, laugh at or defend against mercilessly.

Here is newbie:

Wack Eyed Peas Fergie is a Wack Eyed Pea

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October 27, 2009

Halloween 2009 and “This Is It” movie debut will pay tribute to Michael Jackson – 24 Prince Restaurant will host the MJ themed bash of the year.

Filed under: Dishonest Dude Finder — admin @ 8:38 pm

Halloween is a holiday phenomenon that gives birth to new impersonators every year, but this year will bring a record breaking number of Michael Jackson costumers.  The King of Pop passed away this year from an apparent overdose causing the media and fans to go crazy!  So crazy there have been reports of MJ sitings in the Memphis, TN area hanging with Elvis and Hollywood pumped out a feature film “This Is It” taking you back stage to the rehearsals prior to his Tour that was canceled due to his death.

What better way to pay tribute to a living legend, who recently passed away than to dress up just like him and paint the city red for Halloween!  Well the owners of 24 Prince Restaurant in New York City want to help you do just that.  Chef and owner Nikki Cascone from Top Chef Chicago and co owner Brad Grossman have prepared a magical night of Michael Jackson this Halloween weekend, paying tribute to MJ with a Haunted Neverland.  To ensure an enticing event fit for a KING, 24 Prince pulls out tricks and treats for everyone with MEHRON COSMETICS, SHECKYS, DISHONEST APPAREL, and MARANI SPIRIT.

You can expect to see an unusual number of weirdos this year with MJ and Micheal Jackson related costumes like Lisa Marie, little boys, or Bubbles!  However, if you’re not into crazy costumes than rock this limited edition Dishonest Apparel Michael Jackson “Dance” Tribute t-shirt at dishonestapparel.com

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